my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

Penis

Funny haha word

"HAH- did he just say penis?"

by NotWinterDoesStuff March 5, 2022

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

Penis

Something I love, you love and we all and often taste very nice

I love big penis

by DJ Roughley May 29, 2021

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024

Penis

A long thing unless you are Jake Paul

You suck penis and you know it Jeremy

by Jake Paul Is Cancer December 19, 2019