Cox High School

This school is filled with a bunch of no good son of a guns, and wannabe playas. They have vending machines that sell AK47s. I don't know who thinks this is appropriate in a high school. The teachers are scared of birds and make a desk pop every 15 minutes. WTF! But, if I were to rate the school, I would give it a perfect ten out of ten. Best burgers in the 757 and the best variety of illegal substances. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR YOUR KIDS

Guy 1: Yo you went to Cox High School? What was your favorite drug?
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.

by MyStickyWetAlmonds69 May 3, 2019

St. Thomas Aquinas High School

School in Kansas for rich nerds and wealthy addicts that love the sophomore and junior bathrooms. notorious for horrible english teachers and very strict catholic teachers. Has way to many awards for sports.

kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"

by independence avenue bridge September 8, 2021

Sabino High School

known as snobino in Tucson, this school is well known for their conservative views and white supremacy on their campus ! ran by rich snobby white kids who have nothing better to do than complain about politics.

Man I should’ve switched out of Sabino High School when i had the chance. I’m tired of them making fun of my shoes !

by therealdenji November 4, 2021

Green bay high school

A place where members of staff can watch kids piss with no consequences

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, my kid goes to Green bay high school"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023

Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

Dulaney High School

Trash can with 2300 students

Dulaney High School has flooded again... what a suprise.

by Ifinnessedurmom69 January 7, 2023

Torrington High School

Sex Headquarters

If you go to Torrington High School, you know it’s Sex Headquarters because no one there is a virgin.

by Your moms monster cock March 15, 2022