jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality

Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!

by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022

Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.

Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off

by Jerry M. March 11, 2007

Ho jacked

When your woman leaves you and takes stuff she is not entitled to.

Couldn't listen to music today because my stereo got ho jacked.

by VmaxKevin May 20, 2019

Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle

Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death

by Kageybaby September 07, 2011

jack deol

A Hard Guy that smokes kush and does steroids

most commonly found at NSS

person 1 - is that jack deol

person 2 - hard munda deol

by jack deol 604 mafia September 23, 2015

jack farblad

a dude who is a spermwhale

"yoooooooooooooooo jack farblad waddup man"

by idkwhatlifeis December 31, 2016

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011