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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019
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hot birthday cake

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them
I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th
by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017
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hot tub of love

When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.
That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.
by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 19, 2017
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Hot pepper clamp

When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.
Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.
by uandus January 30, 2020
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Hot Girl Age

Hot Girl Age is 17. You are not a fetus who is 16 and just got their license and you’re also not an 18 year old adult pedophile. You’re a happy middle where you can be and do whatever because you’re hot.
“OMG she’s so hot!”

Yeah, she’s hot girl age”
by Cabbage hunter August 4, 2020
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Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.
Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.
by David Vine August 7, 2020
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Hot Chocolate Friend

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.

-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.
"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."
by lilpoof April 23, 2017
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