race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"

"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"

by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

jerk face butt

When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk

Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.

by tehheppehp September 12, 2017

roaring bitch face

It’s when your resting bitch face is intensified. Like whe you’re already in a bad mood and somebody come along and add to that bad mood, show them your Roaring Bitch Face.

“Damn Kaycee why the roaring bitch face?”
“My boyfriend has been doing stupid stuff back to back and 5 mins ago he liked some girls half naked picture on insta.”
“Oooh hw better be afraid.l

by Daizyluver123 October 6, 2018

Caucasian Smily Face

Cuming on a girls nipples, then using the leftover cum and spit from the session of sex to make a
smile on the girls stomach

My girlfriend came over and I gave her a Caucasian Smily Face

by Doeboy Jr. July 23, 2014

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

The Perfect Human Face

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)

The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.

by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022

Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.

Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.

by Pigknucks April 10, 2021