Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
by kenzf123 June 23, 2022

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016

The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019

by unsetprofile October 4, 2022
