CUNTED

when you’re absolutely fucked, completely shit faced, you’re just so fucking cunted that you tweetus deletus

Swaggersouls said: *it's 5am and I'm absolutely cunted*

by sunromantic March 23, 2019

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Cunt-struck

Bedazzled when viewing a vagina when exposed by a woman in person.

I was cunt-struck as Gloria pulled done her panties while bending over in front of me, becoming transfixed and unable to move for a moment.

by Rambo13a June 6, 2016

Gay cunt

Anyone, no matter the gender, who likes dick.

"Hey look who is that gay cunt over there?" Exclaimed Jack
"Oh that's just celina" replied john

by Javkopter August 2, 2018

skitz cunt

fucken crazy and fucked

"im about to sink this cone"

"this is going to be so skitz cunt!"

by 420 gang August 17, 2023

cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023