dick toenail

A toenail, but on your dick though.

Are you gonna grow your dick toenail out for a Guinness World Record?

by Finger Toenail April 6, 2011

dick or teet

This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.

You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*

by Captain Explode October 20, 2006

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

negative dick

a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.

Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."

by TDoc January 12, 2009

dick dracula

a girl who loves suckin on the cock. Does it for her own enjoyment as much as the guy's. Dick Draculas can become so notorious that they earn the name "Count Cock"

"That girl last night was the biggest dick dracula I've ever seen! She gave 6 of my friends head in a row last night!

by CaiV October 29, 2007

dick wrestler

one who has been known to pin dicks into submission, or make them tap out using any means necessary.ex. 1)takin' the dick in the throat, backdoor funpocket, ear, eye socket, armpit, kneepit, palms, cheeks, etc.

" Dude, did you here about donkey?
yeah i heard he took first place in the dick wrestler tournament!!"

by donkey does dallas March 21, 2008

Dick snot

The projectile discharge of seman from the penis

Dude my dick snot got all over my blankets tonight

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009