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monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
mugGet the monkey hair ticklermug.

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
mugGet the sleep monkeysmug.

Monkey

An insult used by only the chads, such as Suguru Geto and Frieza. Used to represent a dumbass who most likely only sits on Reddit and Discord trying to pull women when they have no rizz online because they look like shit in real life.
Geto: I hate those monkeys
by Satoru Gojo is on top December 3, 2023
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Lean Monkey

Only Lean
Lean Monkey; "MORE LEAN BIATCH"
by Shamblet68419 May 13, 2022
mugGet the Lean Monkeymug.

Brass Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022
mugGet the Brass Monkeymug.

Monkey Pile

by Big1275 January 3, 2024
mugGet the Monkey Pilemug.

Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.
I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.
by BigSteppa September 15, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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