Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Gayest one of them all

The gayest one of them all is simply exactly how it sounds, One who is gayer than anyone else

“Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”

by Jaythegayerest January 1, 2023

One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast

My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!

by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018

One direction

The band that stole millions of hearts. Non-directioners will not understand that they aren't "just a band". They are so much more. They all also fucking liars. It's been 6 years since they went on their "18 month break". Where the FUCK are they now. Anyways we forever miss them but we should know by now that the chances of them reuniting are way way higher than the chance of them getting back together as a band. They are much happier and stress free with their solo careers. Whatever happens, I will still love them because they have impacted me for the rest.of.my.life

"you like one one direction? They suck!"
"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"

by 1Dratatata August 12, 2021

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021