Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder

i jack off to mia khalifa

by HighPing June 4, 2019

dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

jacked off

Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.

by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022

Jack

Smart, Handsome,Tall guy with a Jolly Nature .

Jack is the smartest boy of his class.

by _Anjaan_ November 23, 2021

Jack

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.

Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!

by Billis stages July 4, 2024

jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality

Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!

by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022