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Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.
Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..
by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021
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you make the baby Jesus cry

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said
Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.
by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006
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Essen mein babies beine!

A German Term that literally means "Eat my Babies Legs!"
person a: I'm hungry

Person B: Essen mein Babies beine!
by TheBlasphemousOne April 10, 2009
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Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D
Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!
by gilliaanx August 5, 2011
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ma ninja baby

This is the product of Livia and Danie, two school aged children lookin to belong:P
Livia + Danie = Ma Ninja Baby
and
Livia + Danie = Stephie My Ninja Baby
by LydiaiNURBUM May 22, 2008
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where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more
nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up
by Veggies/ Dirt March 2, 2018
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make you have dead babies

This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.
I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.
by Jim Davis July 11, 2007
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