Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

wee baby

when it looks like you're pregnant but the bump is actually just a load of wee

like a food baby, but with wee

"feel my wee baby"

or

"feel my wee, baby"

by miss--anthrope April 17, 2008

Dead Beat Baby Daddy

Someone that doesn't pay child support or see his kids. Someone that can go fuck themselves!

Eric Chavera is a dead beat baby daddy!

by Drama.From.Your.Baby.Mama June 19, 2010

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Get canada street's in the bldg on the case. He'll beat those dirty crackers senseless before they get a chance to molest the baby, as whites are often prone to. Then he'll point a .22 at the grand fuctart, or whatever they call their leader, he'll shit himself,the end.

get on out from under that sheet, mr.bush, we know it's you.

by Canada street's in the bldg April 26, 2005

wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012

Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.

I left a clum baby on Jills back!

by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008

shit baby

A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.

Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.

Chad: That's gross.

Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.

by megapixel2000 May 21, 2009