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Urban Addictionary

Guy 1: What the hell is an iFinger?

Guy 2: I don't know, look it up on Urban Dictionary
Guy 3: No need guys, it's when you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
Guy 1: Since when did you become an Urban Addictionary?
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urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.
by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the place you go to when you either have nothing to do, are in incognito, or are using the bathroom
Person 1: Hey Arnold, do you use urban dictionary? Cause I do!

Person 2: You bet I do James! Man that place is chaotic, but fun

Person 1: Agreed
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Urban dictionary

The fun thingy online that i mess around on by looking at peoples funny descriptions of things is called “Urban dictionary
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Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
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Urban Dictionary

An amazing website with funny words
Friend:What does "Deez" Mean?

Me:You Dumbass, Check the urban dictionary you stupid fat pig.
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How to use Urban Dictionary

Type in some silly joke or Something dumb;Some random word you think and start the fun!
Yeet - to throw something on full speed
Or something idk just search The Urban Dictionary... Thanks for reading How to use Urban Dictionary
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