Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.

I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?

by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017

Jack

Big foot, slender guy with a humongous nob

You know Jack is packing

by 5God November 22, 2021

jack

annoying person who thinks he is the most popular and they also talk way to much

your a jack

by billy tilly December 7, 2021

Jumbo Jack-it July

Just like Destroy Dick December, but for the month of July.

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"

by Awesmoke July 14, 2025

Jack

Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.

Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”

by TheOneLonelyJack November 17, 2019

Jack Oven

Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.

Did somebody say Skibidi sigma Rizz in Ohio?

Yeah that was Jack Oven

by Price456 April 17, 2024