sex parlour

brothel.

Despite having a beautiful wife at home, he is addicted to visiting sex parlours.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

tequila sex

Tequila Sex is when you have been married so long that you are no longer attracted to your spouse for various reasons. You need to take a couple tequila shots before you even go there to kiss or have sex, to numb the pain.

John and I had tequila sex last night, to make it bearable to me.

by Cubby Cubster June 12, 2014

makeup sex

Makeup Sex - When, in Halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. Yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.

Player One: "I need some help here!"
Player Two: "MAKEUP SEX! I waxed his ass for ya!"

by Failure Mouse April 14, 2006

Sneak Sex

To sneakily rape or fuck a butt like a ninja or in a quick jump on top method (both will work).

He waited for his time to strike sitting in the bushes just watching as andre walked outside to get the mail. Then out of nowhere kakaw!! Sneak Sex was applied on Andre's asshole.

by chick fight September 7, 2009

sex goddess

A girl who blows your mind. Also has an awesome waist and her v line game is strong af. Also known as the girl who likes to smash watermelons.

Shes amazing, shes a sex goddess

by Greatone1689 June 13, 2016

gay sex

When Joey shoves his hard cock up Billy's poopy butt hole and then cums which stimulates Billy's prostate and Billy starts pooping blood out his rear end and Joey's all like "HOT DAMN MUTHAFUCKA THAT TASTES GOOD!!!"

Gay sex is like so yummy oops I'm just kidding hehe.

by Evster February 10, 2005

Sex-Muffin

n. A member of a ggroup of friends that likes to grope one another.

Your my sex-muffin

by Lewis March 23, 2004