Dick Dial

When a woman, gay man or any person who prefers sex with a person possessing a penis, call said person at a disrespectfully late hour seeking sex and sex alone.

I can't believe Jason has a girlfriend oh well I'm gonna dick dial Chris tonight

by BTCpresident89 May 3, 2011

ghetto dick

a crudely made glass pipe, preferably large enough to seem phallic, to smoke yer drugs from

"load up that ghetto dick, get high"

by jonessoda June 7, 2007

pensil dick

An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance

I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!

by Les Crapp September 22, 2007

Swole Dick

A dick that is swollen from extra sexcular activities.

Man my swole dick hurts from that hoe burger last night.

by hotmuppetjuice March 12, 2009

flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick

by Jason December 18, 2004

dick poo

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

by phil February 9, 2005

flip a dick

to make a u-turn

person a: FUCK, i just missed the free way entrance!
person b: flip a dick, yo

by the anonymous creator April 26, 2003