Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.

I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.

by layo the layo February 5, 2026

I’ll be sure to

When you act like you’re committing to doing something important, but you don’t actually take the steps to ensure that you do said action.

I’ll be sure to do that this weekend

by San Diego Francis February 12, 2026

Hypothesis of Natural Survival

A complement to the Hypothesis of the Natural Beyond, focusing on the persistence of consciousness, identity, or some aspect of the self after physical death—but framed entirely within naturalistic terms. It posits that survival (e.g., of information, energy pattern, or consciousness) is a natural phenomenon, not a miracle, and therefore could be investigated scientifically. It avoids metaphysical assumptions while leaving room for research into near‑death experiences, reincarnation claims, and other phenomena often dismissed out of hand.

Example: “She didn’t claim proof of life after death; she argued for the Hypothesis of Natural Survival—that survival, if it happens, is a natural process, so science should study it, not dismiss it.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Hypothesis of Material Survival

The materialist version of survival, proposing that what persists after death is some physical substrate—perhaps quantum information, a pattern in the fabric of spacetime, or an undiscovered energy form. It holds that survival is not transcendence of matter but transformation of matter into a different state. This hypothesis opens scientific inquiry into phenomena like terminal lucidity, reincarnation cases, and mediums without invoking the supernatural.

Example: “He researched reincarnation cases not as folklore but through the Hypothesis of Material Survival—assuming that if information persists, it must do so in a physical way, and therefore should be measurable.”

by Dumu The Void March 23, 2026

Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025