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the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.
Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."
by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023
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The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.
Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right
by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023
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Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 5, 2024
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Roll down the curtain

The sexual action of wich a man drags his sweaty ballsack across a woman's face so that her eyelids get somewhat stuck to her face. Can be followed by gentle goodnight.
Hey babe, could you please roll down the curtains on me today.....🙏
by Kilmanio February 15, 2024
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Lila Azadeh Curry

An irish student that goes to northhood
(Also has no standards)
Lila Azadeh Curry really like McDonalds fries
by GhostGemz March 7, 2024
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The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”
by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024
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