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don't tase me bro

somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him
"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh owww.."
by Ethan Winn October 9, 2007
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You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.
Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?
by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016
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Stop Itching Me Son

The Term Means stop biting off of me or stop copying me!
Yo i got the same sneaks as i do
Yo stop itching me son
by Queen X November 9, 2006
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dont tase me, bro

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along
Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.
by James Louis March 22, 2008
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Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.
Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!
by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011
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You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core
Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.
by SuzyBuzy July 22, 2007
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why you bully me

when someone is annoying you or basically anytime you want to say someone is bullying you. usually said in a frail, weird awkward voice. I'm pretty sure this kid in my school made it up.
nashty ashley: hello rocco
rocco: why you bully me
OR
meanie deanie: your a n00b at minecraft
robbie: why you bully me
by yourmomsis October 26, 2018
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