Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips

Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging

by The Snogger © March 27, 2025

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020

Penis

A magical sword

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis

by Notlegacey January 21, 2017

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.

Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?

by Galaxya May 1, 2016

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016