fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.

we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by pete the numpty slayer (PTNS) March 4, 2003

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Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.

She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.

Ripped me a new one by Minister June 1, 2005

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the one

1) Dope ass song (and music video) by THE ONE and only Foo Fighters

2) Nickname for the character Neo of "The Matrix" movies

3) Jet Li, infamous actor of action films, including "The One"

1) "You’re not the one but you’re the only one... Who can make me feel like this..." -Dave Grohl (sexymuthafukka)

2) Neo is believed to be "the One" - the messiah.

3) Dood, The One with Jet Li just came out on DVD!

the one by motored_heart June 27, 2003

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pony one

A suburban metal god.

Oh Pony One, your so metal.

pony one by Muthagoose February 2, 2004

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skitzy one-eye

someone who is constantly concerned with anything that goes on and everyone around them, because they think they may be at risk of losing one eye

1) one might say "shut up you skitzy one-eye"
2) "gan on ye skitzy one-eye"
3) "look at that skitzy one-eye walking down the street"

skitzy one-eye by take me in your mouth March 28, 2008

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Bouncing One Out

The act of jumping on a trampoline while masturbating.

James Burden jumped on a trampoline while masturbating and looking through his neighbors window. Penis in one hand, cigarette in the other. "Hey everyone look! Old James is bouncing one out again lol".

Bouncing One Out by mrbowtie July 30, 2010

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negative one

When a girl hasn't gone through puberty and has no boobs. They look so flat that it looks like they go into her body.

I was in the mall the other day and saw this ugly negative one chick.

negative one by SPWalle August 28, 2010

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