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Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.
I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.
by A Free Man February 17, 2022
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by peen1is January 7, 2024
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penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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by deezies November 12, 2023
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Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
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