Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.
Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.
by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024
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Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong
Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet
by Cumguzler2000 January 08, 2023
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Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022
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a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys
i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you
by hotttie123 December 22, 2020
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cunt penis
by sexosex August 18, 2021
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Penis

A male body part that gets incerted into a female
white man : why is my PENIS so small
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong

mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa
by smileyfacee :) November 28, 2018
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something florian sternad doesnt have >x
by insanepenis April 19, 2019
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