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Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.
Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.
by summertime36 November 20, 2022
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cunt

Something someone serves. Anyone can serve cunt, its all about the mindset.
Someone could just wear a more flamboyant outfit with the perfect amount of ego and class and they served cunt!!
"Damn girl you are SERVING cunt in those boots"

"I cant stop serving cunt"
by micahmagic February 6, 2024
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Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down
Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.
by Tysm February 24, 2021
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vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024
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cunt

Semen

Fluids from the penis
by lare19 October 7, 2018
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Cunt

"G'day cunt"
by Da Miss Gracie July 7, 2018
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Cunt Wart

A very annoying girlfriend/spouse whose painful complaining and crying annoys you physically.
Sidney would not quit bitching about me hogging the TV earlier today. She's a complete cunt wart
by The God of Trolls April 5, 2020
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