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A rez baby is the term used to describe the pregnancy of a women whom is knocked up whilst living in residence.

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A rez baby is also a term used to describe a pregnancy, if the baby was conceived in residence
Alice: Did you hear that Rachel is having a rez baby?
Sarah: Yeah, she lives just down the hall from me.
Rez Baby by abstinenceiskey November 26, 2009
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internet baby

A child who uses the internet.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 13
Stranger: Want to cyber?
You: NO FIND ANOTHER INTERNET BABY.
internet baby by StupidDumby October 3, 2013

stoner baby 

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.
Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.
stoner baby by annoyed_friend March 5, 2014

Vanilla Baby 

Another name for a Caucasian womans vaginal region
"Yoooo my main man Keith, you smash Vanessa's vanilla baby last night?"

"You betcha homie, that's some tasty vanilla baby"
I just fucked my mom on baby
On baby by Masongottits January 12, 2021

the ugly baby 

It's Yugioh!
Ugly Baby! Whoa Whoa whoa... Ugly Baby!
the ugly baby by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

Taking candy from a baby 

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.
Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.