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Big black monkey

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass
by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025
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Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
by Firesword101 April 7, 2025
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Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
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Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.
During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”
by AK32125 February 27, 2026
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Juicing my Monkey

When you skip your weekly cohort by telling your boss you are doing this.
Boss: Hey guys, we have our weekly 5pm cohort on Monday.

Kel: Sorry boss, I’ll be juicing my monkey at that time.
by MonkeyJuicer67 March 4, 2026
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