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Monkey

Mostly a male with the initials LJ. This is a greek/Surbian man with no brains only monkey!
by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

monkey

someone who is cute and u have a big crush on
by zentish June 12, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.
You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
mugGet the Hair of the monkeymug.

Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.
When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".
by big j consorbo April 11, 2011
mugGet the Capoopchin Monkeymug.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
mugGet the Peanut Butter Monkey Tailmug.

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
mugGet the Monkey monitormug.

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021
mugGet the Cunt monkeymug.

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