penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Penis Fly Trap

Another word for a vagina

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.

by TEEJA May 6, 2018

penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.

michael jackson has a 23 inch penis.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024