Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

Ikem monkey

A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats

Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey

by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022

Monkey Pile

A pile of African American men

Wow look at that monkey pile at KFC!

by Big1275 January 3, 2024

monkey business

a black owned business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “

by lilstankstank October 13, 2022

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.

"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025

monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.

Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!

by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025