penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

My penis erected when I saw that beautiful woman

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

penis cone

The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off

"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia

by Kadafer November 17, 2017

penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles

“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”

by c420frl May 6, 2024