punis

The vagina and/or breasts of Mila Kunis.

Dude, I was so stoked about seeing Mila Kunis in the sex scenes of No Strings Attached until I found out she didn't show her punis.

by el caballo blanco July 31, 2011

Peter Panis

A young man whose incredible musical talents and abilities are overshadowed by his overwhelmingly poor taste in clothes and seemingly insatiable need to spew random, music related facts on everyone, utterly ruining every conversation he is a part of.

A-"That kid is real good at the tenors"
B-"But his such a Peter Panis, I don't even care"

by Major Organ October 25, 2010

penus

donald duck has a tiny penus.

you: your penus is small donald duck
donald duck: stfu u fonking botch.

by french fry dick September 16, 2019

Pensi

what to use instead of penis on roblox cause it will get blocked out.

ur a pensi

by robloxluver February 5, 2017

Pimpin' Pens

The act of writing a song.

They see me paid, pimpin' pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my
belly.

by Thrice June 19, 2006

Petnis

A pet shaped like a penis.Found in the MnF Club mmo game.

Hey jared!
Nice petnis!

by Prajboy February 7, 2018

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004