Love

Something that will only end up hurting you

“Jesse fell in love! Poor girl...”

by Toby-Bean May 2, 2020

I Love Money

trashy reality show involving cast members from even more trashy reality shows like I Love New York, Rock of Love, and Flavor of Love.

"Pumkin did WHAT on I Love Money? she eliminated CHANCE? go giirrl!"

by flaverrrr flayyv October 11, 2008

lovely one jones

An amazing Christian woman who has appeared on Yahoo news stories, Twitter and You Tube to promote Christ.

Lovely One Jones is the best religious blogger on Yahoo, although some people say that she is a troll.

by Coolest of the Cools November 6, 2013

drunk 'n love

Shortened from "drunk and in love" meaning to have a crush on someone while intoxicated.

I am drunk 'n love with that girl, but she is probably ugly to a sober person.

by r0ger25 August 24, 2007

I love college

Asher roths first big hit. caused him to simultaneously gain both a grip of fans and haters. funny thing is that the song is a pretty big misrepresentation of asher roth on both accounts. causing him to be called a "white rich kid from college". try listening to songs such as G.R.I.N.D, muddy swim trunks, and battle me to get a real grasp of his work.

guy #1: asher roth is cool man why does he have so many haters?
guy#2: becuz of i love college people think hes a rich white college kid...
guy#1: hunh, i dont think you can control what your born into, and sense when is college a bad thing?
guy#2: i dunno man. hes lyrically badass and siick to listen to stoned.

by mr. solo dolo smokin August 20, 2010

love burrito

A semi-semen covered burrito

After a night filled of adultery and mouth full of semen, Jane regretfully ordered a burrito she couldnt finish eating. Surprisingly, she went home to a hungry husband. He swallowed every bit of the love burrito.

by Lovemaker565 March 14, 2011

hot gunk love

This is what occurrs during the hottest of hot love-making, while each partner is as sweaty and as hot as possible, and is working so hard at getting each other off that they let go of all bodily function and spew fluids and other nasty substances from every opening in their body. This event is usually very loud and always sloppy.

Samuel: (Uneasily) "Oh, hey there, Dad".
Donald: "Hey Sam. You look tired. What's wrong?"
Samuel: "Um, nothing. I...uh, I couldn't get to sleep lastnight...I kept hearing...noises".
Donald: "Hey, Sammy, shut the fuck up. Your mother and I have told you a thousand times that our hot gunk love is something special, and if you can't appreciate it, then get the fuck out of my house".
Samuel: "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!"

by Babies September 13, 2006