Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

Hardest cunt in hamilton

Jack stirling

Jack stirling is the hardest cunt in hamilton

by jackstirlingHEAVYPOTENT January 3, 2019

cunt

A very accurate term to describe a fan of Real Madrid

cunt, Ronaldo is nowhere near Messi's level. Stop playing yourself, cunt.

by anonymousboi121345 January 6, 2019

Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.

dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT

by cunt strafer January 7, 2019

Cunt

Sam

Your such a Sam. Don’t call me a cunt!

by Skullcrusher63538 January 9, 2019

Cunt Dropping Dropper - CDD

Mother of multiple children, usually by several different fathers.

She's a Cunt Dropping Dropper - CDD. She spits out a kid every other year.

by HollyHose January 16, 2019

sausage cunt

a bad word for a shemale a male/female that has both sex organs

I accidentally fucked a sausage cunt this morning

by HJORT V LARSEN June 1, 2018