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penis

the sausage looking thing in men that can spray out a white substance called cum, can get more hard and long when stimulated to naked women, used to make babies in women, joined with the testicles.
I’m cunning on u

I’m cumming drink up
My penis is hard now
by Joshua morrils April 30, 2024
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Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now
Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”
by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020
mugGet the Penis inspection daymug.

Penis

Kyle has a big 1
Girl 1: what's a penis
Kyle: look down baby
Girl 1:DADDY
by Ashlyn223344 March 2, 2024
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis

You said Penis
by iwannadie69420 June 10, 2019
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Weird penis mens

Cris is a weird penis mens!!

youre a weird penis men
by weridpenismens September 30, 2024
mugGet the Weird penis mensmug.

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
mugGet the penis door hinge slammermug.

viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:
woah that viral penis has 200k views!
by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021
mugGet the viral penismug.

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