Dick Dandruff

Scaly skin on one or both sides of the penis caused by having too much sex.

Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.

by schweddy balls November 3, 2009

Dick Pussy

1. A male feline, male house cat.
2. A spineless stubborn person.

1st example:
Man says to cat "You know what you are, a Dick Pussy!'
Cat responds "Meow"

2nd example:
Asshole Supervisor "You are fired! I don't want you're retarded ass working here anymore!"
Fired employee "Fuck you! I'll beat your fucking bitch ass!"
Asshole supervisor cowards under a table "Please don't hurt me!! Someone help! Call the police"
Customer says "Gee, he is a real Dick and a Pussy! Hehe.. a Dick Pussy!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

Dick Slang

To repeatedly shake your dick with no draws on.

I'd let that boy dick slang me anyday.

by Penis Dudes 0789 January 4, 2012

dick-in-the-ass

something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.

Greg: "My Dad says I can't go out tonight."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."

by Brian Backus June 19, 2006

donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

by Gnome December 28, 2005

dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

Disco Dick

A nickname for Edward Cullen of the Twilight series that mocks his sparkling virgin penis.

I am sick of Twilight fans drooling over Edward's Disco Dick.

by Cheescaeks March 9, 2009