Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.

Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise

by imafryingpan October 1, 2023

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

This is a breakdown chant created by the Metalcore band a Day to Remember in 2008 on the song Mr. Highways Thinking About the End it is also used as a joke of sorts to start a pit wherever you are

Person 1: DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

Person 2: *starts crowdkilling*

by anonymous October 12, 2023

27 Club Survivor

A person who makes it to their 28th birthday.

Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."

by rnnrdad November 20, 2023

Post-coital surprise

Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture

'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'

by labanamana November 5, 2024

cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!

by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024