Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.

During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”

by AK32125 February 27, 2026

Juicing my Monkey

When you skip your weekly cohort by telling your boss you are doing this.

Boss: Hey guys, we have our weekly 5pm cohort on Monday.

Kel: Sorry boss, I’ll be juicing my monkey at that time.

by MonkeyJuicer67 March 4, 2026

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024

cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!

by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024

Argentinian knuckle monkey

It is the postion during by intercourse while having your hands on the ground with your penis in the air doing a back bridge. The woman who is participating will be jumping up and down on top while you try and have enough strength to hold yourself up. The girl has to be Black and Argentinian

Yo bob, me and Shaniqua are going to try the Argentinian knuckle monkey when we get home.

by Gangster gamer November 24, 2024

pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.

Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.

by anonymous January 3, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025