like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Acting like a attitude

Means your acting mad, sassy, stuck up

Girl, You acting like a attitude, what's wrong with you

Why you acting like a attitude

by FloridaBoy HB February 11, 2024

Feelin Like Baki

A state of emotion when someone feels powerful and/ or confident as fuck.

Example 1:
Dom The 6 God: Yo I ain’t even gon cap, this new haircut got ya boi feelin like Baki, alright?

Example two:
Erick: These handstand push-ups got ya boi feelin like Baki

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

walk you like a dog

beating someone up

she gonna walk you like a dog when she finds out you cheated on her

by dtbleah January 15, 2024

Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals

The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids

by The decipher March 22, 2021

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021