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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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Not ready for prime time

A new yet untested piece of technology that's currently not ready to replace anything related to the industrial revolution and therefore not ready for mass consumption.
Ev's are not ready for prime time and won't be for another 2 or 3 decades.
by Sexydimma July 20, 2022
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Morbin Time

by Catherine James June 8, 2022
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Good Time Donny

Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.
Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.
by One bad mother fucker May 11, 2019
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Time Master521

A Minecraft Xbox One Edition Technical Player
Hey look! Its time master521, he just entered our room using a piston door!
by Time Master 522 July 20, 2023
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