Sn-o face

When you sneeze but you make a face that looks like you just had an orgasm

Did you see the sn-o face on that woman? She sneezed and it looked like she orgasmed at the same time....a sno face!

by Logan001 June 7, 2018

royal bitch face

An old man's resting bitch face

Tim has a royal bitch face.

by Brittaneybitch March 7, 2017

angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.

Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!

by GrimCode May 2, 2018

Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

Face Crush Saga

When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.

"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."

by 13th December 10, 2013

Slap Face Month

December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.

"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"

by imblacksodealwithit October 27, 2019

Kentucky wet face

When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.

Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.

by Everythingzen March 14, 2015