my long penis

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023

Canadian Penis

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

inverted penis

A penis that looks like a vagina

Do you have an inverted penis?

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

Penis Butter

Human cum

White Negro: Wouja LIKE some Penis Butter!?!

Buttnigga: Um, sure, yea---

White Negro: I'MMACUMMON YURTITS!!!

by AutismBlaggleTeam December 6, 2020

Penis

When you have nothing else to say.

"What is the Pythagorean theorem class"
"Penis"

by ManDoudBruh April 30, 2021

penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022