Youtube Hell

When a single video on youtube leads you on a journey through the underbelly of youtube that ends up taking your whole day, evening, and/or night.

Tarnot- AngryGamerNerd videos always lead me straight to Youtube Hell.

by Zannuj August 25, 2014

YouTube Welfare

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.

Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.

by justmichael October 10, 2016

youtube beef

Fake ass shit on Youtube. Involves drama channels, vloggers, prank channels, gamers, viners and fake rappers aka channels that are dying or are just there for the money. And all of a sudden any small or dying channels become react channels for this fake beef. Weapons for this are clickbait, diss tracks, fake assaults, and money. In a nutshell, it's for the views.

Me: Hey, what's all this youtube beef?
Jimmy:It's fake.

by FJP78 April 19, 2018

Youtube

Where people (children) go to get away from their own shitty lives

I go on YouTube everyday when I get home from school!

by DansComingHideYourMemes January 4, 2018

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).

When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

YouTube

A video sharing site that is the biggest blackhole of time.

So I spent several hours on YouTube watching a compilation of Lara Croft noises.

by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018

Youtube mantra

When youtubers say 'Like, share, comment, subscribe, hit the bell notification button'

I usually just end the video when youtubers start reciting the youtube mantra

by pseudo3 August 20, 2018