Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.

_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel

by Toroz May 29, 2018

The Yard

New Englanders refer to Cape Cod as “The Cape”. Millennials from Massachusetts started referring to Martha’s Vineyard as “The Yard” in a post-Obama US.

Everyone knows Oak Bluffs has the best bars on The Yard!

by Eomer August 13, 2022

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022

Go yard

Another way of saying “go hard,” which is a phrase used by athletes to describe their mentality in a game. Made famous in an interview with Todd Peterson (pitcher, Louisiana State University) after he had just hit a two-run double.

Reporter: “What was your mentality when you stepped up to the plate?”

Todd: “Go yard.”

by StinkyPoopFart September 29, 2022