Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.

Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.

by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019

Poop chew

When you put in a dip(smokeless tobacco) while you take a poop.

Molly: "hey Gilbert are you in the middle of a poop chew?"
Gilbert"yeah...poop chew 4 life"

by Molly Clarissa October 7, 2016

Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019

Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.

"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."

by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013

squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011

Poop-a-stain

- anything that has a poop tint

- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult

1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."

by poop-a-trey December 9, 2018