red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021

Booty wine

The little bit of enima water That dissolves your water-based lube as you fuck your boyfriend.

That booty wine turned our lube into water and I got a chafing on my cock. Brandon

by Sethica Thomas April 15, 2021

Red Wine Socialist

Middle aged, upper middle class, women who engage in left leaning political demonstrations (presumably out of boredom or dissatisfaction with home life)

J: Becky is a red wine socialist

K: What a bitch

by S.T.R April 22, 2021

Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.

Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts

by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021

Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021