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A derogatory term for someone of short stature.
that kid is such a fuck'n wedger.
holy shit, you did it with that wedge, you'd better get checked.
Wedger by shortstakk October 11, 2010

Wide ass awake 

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.
I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.
Wide ass awake by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010

Vented wide mouth 

a vital part of the silver bullet that ensures you get maximum taste and refreshment from your coors light
dude, bud light just doesn't taste as good as coors because coors tastes so smooth with the new vented wide mouth!
when your underwear or pants wedge up your crotch like a wedgy but in the front.
Dude, my shorts r riding up my crotch, i have a major c-wedge! help me pick it out!
C-wedge by wedgie-masters July 30, 2010

Eyes Wide Shit 

An amalgamation of the scary ass Stanley Kubrick Movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Shit" to express a media, online, entertainment or social situation involving stalking or defamation that is shockingly deplorable, and very much illegal.

Most likely actions best described as Law Suit Worthy or requiring Police Intervention, threatening your livelihood job and relationship and makes you want to curl up in the fetal position.
Sometimes synonymous with the feeling of being hunted down like an animal by the media, or the mob.
"When i first read all the horrible abusive things people had said about me and all my friends on urban dictionary i though 'this site is eyes wide shit.' "- all women.
"The smut coming out in hollywood movies of late is eyes wide shit" - Nat
"When I left my job it was a case of eyes wide shit" - Glenn
"The news of the world trash mags is turning regular peoples lives into a case of eyes wide shit" - Sienna
"Last night was eyes wide shit" - Michelle
"Everyone shut the fuck up - we're all having group hysteria due to a severe case of eyes wide shit" - Al
Eyes Wide Shit by smut police December 7, 2011
slang term for a VW T3 (aka T25) van..
thats a cool wedge dude.. better than a bay or a splitty ..
wedge by Jeff Essex October 25, 2007