quivering whisker biscuit

pussy.

I threw my cock in that quivering whisker biscuit!

by Dick Basile March 24, 2003

whiskeydick

When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.

I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

whisky shotgun

an effective way of getting drunk with a limited budget: prepare a beer for shotgunning, drink a shot of whisky, then instantly shotgun said beer. repeat if necessary.
invented by Rivs and d-bar

"hey barkeep! gimme a whisky shotgun"

by Aaron Dunbar August 6, 2008

piss whiskers

that perpetual three day "beard" most women seem to have surrounding their vaginal area. Usually the thatch is barely a 16th of an inch long..... Very irritating !!!

"Nothing I love better than a nice shaved, smooth cooter, but ya know....ol' Sweaty Betty's Piss Whiskers are a bit much to handle, and boy, do they irritate my face and chin!!!"

by PooterBoy427 August 22, 2006

Whisker Biscuit

A vagina.

Man that girl Amy really likes it when I put my beef sock into her whisker biscuit.

by SheckieZx May 2, 2010

whiskeyclone

The site name was derived (I think?) from track 4 of Beck's cd Mellow Gold; It's THE place to find lyrical interpretations to Beck's music, a comprehensive listing of bootlegs and concert info dating back to his eccentric days, and other cool stuff.

Dude1: Hey! What happened to Beck.com! It's all flash and shit! It's not even geared to the fans anymore. *cries*

Dude2: Dude,Whiskeyclone is much better than the new beck.com

Dude1:(in between sobs): Beck's been commercialized!!!! IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!

by Beanca July 29, 2008

Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

by Martina January 3, 2003