Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 21, 2022

penis whooped

a person that cant get enough dick

yo momma keep comin to my house dat bitch must be penis whooped!

by oterrio brown April 10, 2003

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

whoopage

the officaial scientific term for a person high off boost and chocolate in Garg's science lesson

'You are the whoopage'
'Wow really?!'

by sid le sloth March 3, 2009

It's lollipops or whoopass

It can be really nice or really not.

It's lollipops or whoopass, dude, and guess what - I'm fresh out of lollipops.

by dense fog April 20, 2010