weed fiend

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.

"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."

by qqki June 23, 2020

Hood Weed

Bomb ass weed you find in your cities worst ghetto. Usually smells like shit.

Person 1: Aye man you got some weed on you?

Person 2: Yeah man I got some of that hood weed from Orange Mound.

Person 1: Oh shit we gon be blowin good dope tonight!

by stvnstlr June 28, 2019

weed world

The collective state of mind or "location" someone is in after smoking marijuana.

Guy: Dude, I'm totally spacing out!
Friend: Man you're so far in weed world.

Guy: Dude, what are ya'll laughing at?
Friend: You wouldn't understand; you're not in weed world.

by ethanrhett August 8, 2010

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

weed community

Everyone who smokes the good green

Jonny is part of the weed community

by wookieweed November 1, 2015

Dory Weed

Dory Weed is a term used to describe a weed strain that produces short term memory losses. The term is inspired by the character Dory from Finding Nemo.

Dude I just forgot what we were talking about, this is some good dory weed.

by Bubblizz July 3, 2020

weed miser

Someone who, for either being short of money, or constantly worried about running out, smokes small amounts of weed from a pipe at a time.

Greg is a weed miser. Greg packs probably .05g per bowl.

by greg410 May 29, 2017