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urbandictionparty 

Having fun with Urban Dictionary
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Urbandictionary Cancer 

When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.

Urbandictionary 

A unsolicited melting pot for retards making up random words like they actually mean something.
Donkey; That’s so fire!

Rational person; I’m sorry, what? What’s on fire? I don’t follow...

Donkey; ugh how could you not even know that?

Rational person; ...been on urbandictionary again haven’t we?

Donkey; (nods head)
Urbandictionary by A gentlerman July 16, 2021

UrbanDictionary 

A website that was INTENDED for people to write their own definitions that aren't like the ones that you can search up on dictionary.com or something, but now it's a website where people try to be funny and write jokes that aren't the actual definition of the word. Also full of single and lonely men who just want to share their dreams of his crush like Mia, Chloe, or Olivia or something, and they try to make the person sound really pretty, nice, and dreamy. Or that the person they put is their girlfriend.. But do you know, men who write about girl names that another man is probably gonna steal your girl, and that no one cares that you like her, also I can literally search up my name and it'll all be positive adjectives like funny, pretty, and caring.. But I'm not even like that! The UrbanDictionary rules when you want to write about something says "We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.", and do you think your crush or girl is a celebrity?-
Example 1 -
Person 1 : Hey, I searched up my name on UrbanDictionary, and guess what!
Person 2 : What?
Person 1 : It said that I'm healthy! I eat 8 pizzas every day!
Person 2 : W H A T ?
Example 2 -
Person 1 : Susan, have you found any websites that have user-generated dictionaries?
Person 2 ( Susan ) : I've found a website called urbandictionary.com!
One Day Later
Person 1 : Susan, I now know the different types of poop!
Person 2 ( Susan ) : What the heck?

www.urbandictionary.com 

Slang term for 'im really bored'
Guy 1: www.urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: same...

www.urbandictionary.com 

www.urbandictionary.com is an over-saturated mess of sad memes
I want to die