Unicornism

Unicornism is the study of love, prayer, worship and respect towards all unicorns.

He studied Unicornism for five years at University before going to a mental instability clinic.

by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 4, 2011

Omnitron Unicorn

When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Rainbow Unicorn

"Rainbow Unicorn"
A term that means the heavenly aroma of a deep cleaned house. The scent of the freshly cleaned house is so rare and uplifting that it could be compared to a beautiful, mythical creature, such as a rainbow-colored unicorn.

I just spent 4 hours nonstop cleaning my house, and now it smells like a rainbow unicorn! Yay!

by kikishort January 6, 2012

Unicow

A large mythical creature, who is far superior than any other creature ever made! its even stronger than Goku and it can transform into anything it wants. They are abundant to Wisconsin and appear only on a Monday night. they are also well known for being expert martial artist and dangerous sons of bitches. every Monday is official Unicow day according to the NHA( National Holiday Association).

Andy" hey, Bobby whats today?"
Bobby" its Monday"
Andy"NO! Its Unicow day!"

by ANDYTM October 22, 2010

Unicorn-Job

Someome fucking another person(s) with a party hat on their forehead.

Man A: At my sisters 8th birthday party this clown was gving away free unicorn-jobs in the bathroom.
Man B: That sounds kinda sketchy.
Man A: Harglebrah!

by buttssssssssssssssssssssssssss October 10, 2008

Unicorn Sweat

Spooge, Man Juice, Jizz, Soldiers, Ejaculate of the Male persuasion

Dont drink the jar marked unicorn sweat, I couldnt find a tissue and tha baby food jar is all that was around

by nipplezdaclown September 13, 2009

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003